অতিথি আপ্যায়ন

অনেক দিন পর বাড়িতে একজন মেহমান এসেছে। মেহমান দেখে বাড়ির মালিক বললেন, তা কেমন আছেন, অনেক দিন পর এলেন, আজ তো আর থাকবেন না, আবার কবে আসবেন?
মেহমান : অনেক দিন পর এলাম, যেতে তো আর দিবেন না, লুঙিটা দিন গোসলটা সেরেই আসি।

29 thoughts on “অতিথি আপ্যায়ন

  1. British amule ek vodroloker barite chori hoyeche. lokti honto-donto hoye thanar boro babur kache giye tar ghore chori hoyar kotha bolte laglen..

    Lokti : Sir, amar ghore chor dhuke amar sob niye geche !

    Boro Babu : kivabe chor dhuklo?

    Lokti : cutting the basher bera dhuking the chor, taking the malpotro, out going the chor !

    Boro Babu : What is basher bera?

    Lokti : Sir, this is khara khara, lomba lomba and ferak mara.

  2. dula vai plss apni amaar friend der shamne ashben na karon apnaar muk besh kharaap … amar meye friend ra like korbe na ”
    but dula vai bollo acha ami kono khraap katha bolbo na .i promise..
    kawar table e shbai boshlo .. . besh lamba table…chilo

    dula vai bolllo acha meyera bolo tho amaar du payer majkhane ki ache???????????????
    alllah ki ashovo…….. ei thor dula vai vishan khaarp ki bolche u payer majkhane kki…….. issh ki lajja ,,,,,
    shali bollo .dula vai apni emon bicsrri katha ki kore bollen

    dula vai bolllo acha meyera bolo tho amaar du payer majkhane ki ache???????????????
    alllah ki ashbovo…….. ei thor dula vai vishan khaarp ki bolche unar payer majkhane kki…….. issh ki lajja ,,,,,
    shali bollo .dula vai apni emon bicsrri katha ki kore bollen

    dula vai bollo ok ami ar kichu bolbo na
    ektu pore .. shobai ebar cha khethe boshlo

    then dula vai again asked the girls …
    amaar dupayenrmajkhaane ki
    dula vai said ,,,,,,,,,,arrree amaamr du payer majkhane table er khuta ache , asho dekho !!!!

    erpor shobai chole geye abaar cake kathe asho table e and bollo dula vai apni jaan ekhan theke ..
    dula vai bollo ok ok … but aaage bolo ebar amar dupaer majkahne ki ache ??

    meyera shabai bollo r fajlamo korthe hobe na .. amaara jani jani apnar dupaer majkhe table er khuta (paya) ache … tai na dula vai ?

    dula bai ebar bololo : aaare na na thomar prothome ja vebachile tai ache ekhon !!!!!

    – abeer
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  3. না তেমন মজা পেলাম না। আরো ভালো জুক লিখবেন। লিখার জন্য থন্যবাদ।

  4. Abeer ekhon ami bolsi tomar SORRY apner ki ei joke likte logga lage ni? ar apni ki karo shate contruct korte cassen?

  5. abeer vaai joke ta mojar chilo…but eita kisuta oslil…eta frnds der majhkhane bola jai…but ekhane likhe apni thik korenni….ar abar apni mobile no.. diechen,vablen meyera phone korbe??? never ever…….apnar loggabodh nai……u better go eat ur shit nd kill urself……mind it…

  6. abeer vaai joke ta mojar chilo…but eita kisuta oslil…eta frnds der majhkhane bola jai…but ekhane likhe apni thik korenni….ar abar apni mobile no.. diechen,vablen meyera phone korbe??? never ever…….apnar loggabodh nai……..

  7. Boy-sir apani ramka ‘nemai’ bola dakan kano?
    Sir-o roj amaka nim pata deya jay bola tai
    boy-ami roj apnaka jam pata deya jabo tahola apni amaka jamay bola dakban to.
    WASIM AKRAM

  8. Boy=Hi apu nmbr ta diben Gl=agar ta na porerta? Boy=akn j ta. Gl=Gp na BL? Boy=BL Gl=amr ta naki amr shamir ta? Boy=Lagbe na anti!

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